i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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