Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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