so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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