I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I need moral support for this bender
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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