Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
