OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The adults are the big ones right?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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