I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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