Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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