But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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