Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You are the jesus of drinking
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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