this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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