Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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