AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
