I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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