i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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