So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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