I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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