North Korea, Best Korea!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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