Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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