Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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