sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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