I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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