I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize