My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
