I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Four minutes until I can fart!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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