she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my sisters under your porch take her home
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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