Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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