Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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