Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Btw I puked in your glovebox
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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