Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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