Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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