so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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