I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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