You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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