I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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