hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
the day after is always just damage control
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
