i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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