that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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