is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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