Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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