Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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