I feel like I'm in dance class right now
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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