Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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