Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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