I think I am morally bankrupt
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
