Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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