another moral hangover. fuck.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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