She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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