Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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