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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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