Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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