ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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