There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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