C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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