this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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